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Well, we hate to say it, but the Apartments.com Super Bowl commercial doesn’t live up to the teasers they released. The teasers showed George Washington (yes, as in 1st President and revered Founding Father George Washington) hangin’ out with Lil Wayne and hinted at some epic reveal to come in the actual Apartments.com Super Bowl ad…

…but instead of a huge payoff, the gag of George Washington and Lil “Weezy” Wayne hanging out is just forced haphazardly into a musical number headlined by Jeff Goldblum singing from the bench of a piano suspended off a high rise apartment building. And also there’s a gospel choir. We’re all for absurdist humor, but this is cheap absurdist humor, and that’s just cheap humor, any way you cut it. See, the transitive property? It doesn’t apply to Super Bowl commercials.