Well teaser is certainly the right word for this one, folks – in fact Lindsay Lohan’s Esurance Super Bowl XLIX teaser is so short we have to show it to you twice to make sure you don’t miss it! It’s nice to see this young starlet (or is she too old to be a young starlet now? Is she just a starlet? Or maybe an old starlet but young woman? We get confused by the lexicon…) poking fun at her past driving record (AKA “criminal record”) and excited about her upcoming Super Bowl commercial.

What will Esurance’s Super Spot itself be like? We’ll have to wait a few more days to find out, but here’s hoping they kept things classy. Remember kids: a DUI or car crash may look sexy when the stars do it, but actually… that stuff sucks.