Well, we hate to be negative, but here it is: this was one of our least favorite Doritos Crash the Super Bowl commercial spots of the year. It doesn’t make sense (where did the girl get those chips, huh?) and is rather puerile and simplistic.

And also, let’s be honest: that dude looks really creepy in the makeup, and the bearded fellow with the chips in his beard? Not easy on the eyes.

Yes, we are tossing back bag after bag of Doritos right now, but we were already doing that before the commercial aired, so there.

This ad did get some laughs from others around us, so maybe we’re being too picky, but if we’re picking a winner, this ain’t it.